lookatmytitle:

kennysboat:

you’re not a true gamer until you shove an entire ps4 up your ass

You mean I shoved that ps3 up my ass for nothing


deathbymorning:

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A

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  • me on a spanish test: cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, shakira shakira


babyspank:

intense-wizardy:

pizzaforpresident:

I would take a bullet for garlic bread

who would shoot a garlic bread

Probably the Ferguson PD if it was a little dark.



When you don’t have anybody to take care of you, then you could go both ways: You could do whatever you want, or you could take charge and be your own parent.

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Happy 35th birthday to Hermione Jean Granger, the brightest witch of her age!



Lookthey gave me a badge with my name on it in case I forget who I am. Very thoughtful as that does happen.

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shubbabang:

ive never actually held hands with someone in a romantic/couple-y way before so sometimes i really want to have that special person I can hold hands with but knowing me I would get so flustered and it would just be like

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angeloespinosas:

THIS IS SO PERFECT

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